Goodbye Mirkwood

Such as this is so barren Fangorn here I come In these branches I am claustrophobic To these dried floor you call mud There are no will’o’wisp that I can see Even there are no elves that care enough to give us Bah Mirkwood,  of all places why I stay Then my question remain where do I go? Some weary traveler I once heard,  Fangorn should be good I know not where it is Thus I uproot myself and time to leave this wretched place Goodbye Mirkwood Advertisements Continue reading Goodbye Mirkwood

Peons and Grunts

Orc: I am in charge here, here light the fire Ogre: ok gimme that log, you runt I need your tinder goblin: I don’t have it one of the kobold took it from me Orc: where is that little mouse then? goblin: we are so done, I hear rustling beyond those trees. Ogre: we are near mirkwood damn ents must be nearby, we need fire Orc: break twigs if we start breaking nothing then we are done Goblin: ummh what’s a twig Ogre: if I hear one more complaint, I swear I will start swinging Thud, crak, kerrash…. goblin: at … Continue reading Peons and Grunts