Why oh why
Did Beren die
When Luthien kept weeping as Melkor laughed.
No say it isn’t so
My good champion Hurin
Did a numenorian got you just like so,
Where is my Smaug when i need him,
But my eye Sauron did took
Frodo did sneak a finger,
My nine fingers showed fear After Angmar did speak.
Come forth in the lands of my Mordor
So i can see the gap of this Rohan erstwhile to the South
Of Isengard did my beard went
When Pippin does not make fun of Merry.
Alas that mirror
As this damned ring dost make my
Hobby re appear.
The Two Towers by Tolkien